Two burglaries on Memorial Day weekend left a sex toy manufacturer wondering, Why.
LELO is a Swedish company, but they have a warehouse sitting in Las Vegas, Nevada. That spot was hit twice and both burglaries were caught on surveillance footage, they said in a statement. The first one happened Friday night, and the burglars allegedly made off with 33 vibrating butt plugs and 48 Kegel beads. The store said in their statement:
WHAT KIND OF PARTY ARE THESE PEOPLE HAVING. We could have done the sponsorship or something. A friggin’ invite might have been nice.
Another break-in happened the morning after. Surveillance footage shows a vehicle backing up through a gate. Then a man grabs several boxes and shoves it into the trunk. The loot this time was 30,000 condoms. The statement continued:
One hopes that they stole those condoms, got into a time machine, went back 18-25 years (by the looks of it), and presented them all to their own fathers.
Too harsh? That felt a bit mean. Sorry. But THAT DOOR WAS ONE DAY AWAY FROM RETIREMENT.
LawNewz.com confirmed with the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department that yes, this is an actual thing investigators are investigating.
[Screengrab via LELO]