Why Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop Was Arrested (that’s his real name)
Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-bop-bop was arrested Sunday in Olympia, Washington. Go ahead, you can say his name to yourself. We’ll wait.
Zopittybop-bop-bop, who totally looks like Jesus Christ, is accused of fighting a police officer, according to Fox 5 Atlanta. It started when the arresting officer reportedly saw the suspect tear down flyers at Evergreen State College on Sunday.
Now take notes. This is textbook “escalation.” Police say Zopittybop-bop-bop ran from the officer, who eventually tackled him to the ground. Some fighting happened, where Zopittybop-bop-bop allegedly grabbed the cop’s gun, bit the cop’s finger, and attempted to stab the cop with a pen. The officer reportedly used his Taser several times, according to The Olympian.
Fox 23 reveals that Zopittybop-bop-bop’s legal name used to be Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, but he’d changed it in 2011.
Now he faces charges for first-degree assault, third-degree assault, third-degree malicious mischief, and malicious harassment. His bail was set at $50,000, and his arraignment is scheduled for Feb. 16.
Zopittybop-bop-bop was already kind of famous for a 2012 drug and weapons arrest because come on, how can that name not go viral?
[2012 image of Mr. Zopittybop-bop-bop via Fox 5 Atlanta]
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