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Suspected Robber Wore ‘Beard’ Apparently Drawn by Sharpie

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Warning: This is a Florida story.

A suspect robbed a gas station in the suburb of Holiday, the Pasco County Sheriff’s Office said on Wednesday. They released a picture of the suspect, who escaped in a pickup truck. Sadly, there remains no official explanation for what’s going on with the person’s face.

However, one Twitter user offered a possible explanation.

This is not unprecedented, lest you think Florida is the only state with silly crime. A woman with a sharpie “beard” reportedly robbed a gas station in Modesto, California back in 2011. Another dame with drawn-on facial hair was wanted in connection with a 2015 armed robbery in Pueblo, Colorado.

[image via Pasco County Sheriff’s Office]

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